Tuesday, November 23, 2010

But where did you come from.

"YOU have a Dad!?!"
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Monday, November 22, 2010

30 going on 4.

"Dadda, you can wear my t-shirt when you get little again, ok?"
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Fowl Mood.

"But Dadda, why are the birds so angry?" (Anyone else ever play Angry Birds?)
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Sunday, November 21, 2010

Bed Bugs.

"Last night I thought there was a big bug in my room, but it was just Ollie, he was snoring."
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Beauty Sleep.

"To sleep better, I need one of those headband things that goes over your eyes."
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Friday, November 5, 2010

Big Boobs.

"You have to have really big boobs to make breastmilk."
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Thursday, November 4, 2010

You are what you eat.

"Those kids were just WILD. Maybe they had too much wild rice to make them that way."

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Cow Parts.

"I like to eat cows, but I can't eat the whole thing, I just like parts."

The difference between good and evil is band-aids.

"Darth Vader can't be Luke's Dad, he's a bad guy. Maybe if he put bandaids on his booboo's he would be not bad."

The Robot Moon.

"That's where Darth Vader lives, in the robot moon." (Death Star)