But where did you come from.

"YOU have a Dad!?!"

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30 going on 4.

"Dadda, you can wear my t-shirt when you get little again, ok?"

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Fowl Mood.

"But Dadda, why are the birds so angry?" (Anyone else ever play Angry Birds?)

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Bed Bugs.

"Last night I thought there was a big bug in my room, but it was just Ollie, he was snoring."

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Beauty Sleep.

"To sleep better, I need one of those headband things that goes over your eyes."

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Big Boobs.

"You have to have really big boobs to make breastmilk."

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You are what you eat.

"Those kids were just WILD. Maybe they had too much wild rice to make them that way."

Cow Parts.

"I like to eat cows, but I can't eat the whole thing, I just like parts."

The difference between good and evil is band-aids.

"Darth Vader can't be Luke's Dad, he's a bad guy. Maybe if he put bandaids on his booboo's he would be not bad."

The Robot Moon.

"That's where Darth Vader lives, in the robot moon." (Death Star)