New and Old

"Dada, some people are new, and some people are old......you are not new."

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Beauty sleep? Check.

As a follow up to this previous blog entry Zoe was gifted an eye mask for Christmas. Tonight before going to bed she exclaimed "Oh! I need my eye mask!". This picture was taken four hours after going to bed, it is obviously helping her sleep better.

Socks with the holes.

"No, we don't need to throw out these socks, they still work."

Tooth Fairy.

"I am going to put Banana's (her stuffed monkey) under my pillow, in case the Tooth Fairy wants him."

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Yes, we are serious.

"A nose like a cherry? Are you serious?"

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But where did you come from.

"YOU have a Dad!?!"

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30 going on 4.

"Dadda, you can wear my t-shirt when you get little again, ok?"

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Fowl Mood.

"But Dadda, why are the birds so angry?" (Anyone else ever play Angry Birds?)

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Bed Bugs.

"Last night I thought there was a big bug in my room, but it was just Ollie, he was snoring."

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Beauty Sleep.

"To sleep better, I need one of those headband things that goes over your eyes."

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Big Boobs.

"You have to have really big boobs to make breastmilk."

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You are what you eat.

"Those kids were just WILD. Maybe they had too much wild rice to make them that way."

Cow Parts.

"I like to eat cows, but I can't eat the whole thing, I just like parts."

The difference between good and evil is band-aids.

"Darth Vader can't be Luke's Dad, he's a bad guy. Maybe if he put bandaids on his booboo's he would be not bad."

The Robot Moon.

"That's where Darth Vader lives, in the robot moon." (Death Star)